cardinal drinker


a cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of f-ckery. don’t drink against them because your night will end very badly
jake: did you hear one of clints friends challenged zach to a drink off?

buck: yea you can tell he didn’t know he was a cardinal drinker or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

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