cardined
when you’re wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can’t get out.
while stuck in rush hour traffic, i was cardined by all the sh-tty drivers in los angeles. it’s much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.
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