cardio hump
s-xual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i’m going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
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variation of gunt. with additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair. that biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can’t find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? got to be a forest gunt.
- parraz
the stench of sh-t that stays on your -sshole after you wipe. really obvious in people who don’t shower on a regular basis. i need to go take a shower and get the smell of parraz off of my -ss, it’s even making me sick.
- lurbing
is a action verb; this can only occur between two men and can be of h-m-s-xual or heteros-xual context. it is the act of greasy man hugging. joseph and nathan were lurbing the other night…total no h-m-.
- Throbulation
a b-ss tone so low (usually in the infrasonic range) or a b-ss so loud usually lower than 50hz which causes the ear to vibrate in such a way that causes dizzyness. the b-ss is throbulating my ears, turn it down! the audio system’s b-ss is producing too much throbulation.
- ladies room
a.k.a. “bar.” used as a code word to take a shot in the middle a boring business lunch. can also be used at family gatherings. mary: excuse me, i have to go to the ladies room. tom: wow, she must have a uti or something. that’s her third time to the ladies room in an […]