cardio party
the cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. its purpose is to burn off the m-ssive fuddrucker’s hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surp-sses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. its name is derived from the ever popular mario party.
“alright, its time for some cardio party” he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.
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