Cardiofuck
high intensity s-xual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise
mike and amy stayed home to cardiof-ck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise
the process of opening a person’s chest in some way (examples: knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: cutting it out, tearing it out, pulling it out, chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have s-x with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. this can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.
“the mortician was sent to prision for cardiof-cking over 100 of his female cadavers.”
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when your p-b- hair stabs your inner thigh. dam my kuberrs are hurting.
- Raunchy Davis
the act of having -n-l s-x before preforming f-ll-t– with the intention of covering the p-n-s in fecal matter. girl 1: then i’m gonna sit on his d-ck to get it all p–py for my mouth. girl 2: oh, you mean a raunchy davis?
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- Soltis Supreme
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