cards against humanity
the best, funniest party game in existence. like apples to apples, but infinitely more offensive.
we played cards against humanity and laughed for hours.
the game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it.
friend: “i want to do something bad that i know is bad but enjoy anyways.”
other friend: “cards against humanity, b-tch.”
the big, black box.
what are you going to put in there?
“cards against humanity.” if you know what i mean.
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