creating obstacle courses to make the furniture more accessible for a geriatric cat
boogie is getting too old to jump on the couch, so i had to cat shui my house so the p-ssy could could move around!
a term commonly used in an -ssociations with the commercial for cat food. it is the first beautiful word that comes to mind when you here the meow mix song. the word “catsmigrats” comes from the two words cats -meaning four legged p-ssy and migrats -meaning migratory seagulls. this word is fathered by the mind […]
- cat valium
1.a type of date rape club drug usually used on animals 2. another word for ketamine 3. something you don’t want slipped in your drink at a party carol got some of that cat valium slipped in her c-ke last night and she was out cold.
- C. diff
aka clostridium difficile a species of gram-positive bacteria of the genus clostridium that causes diarrhea and other intestinal disease when competing bacteria are wiped out by antibiotics. i took cipro for an ear infection and now i have c. diff. should i sue the doctor or the pharmaceutical company?
- cell phone snobbery
a flip phone? seriously? did the welfare check not come in kyle is displaying cell phone sn-bbery in this conversation: “jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times” “sorry kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too” “it’s totally your phone, jackie. it only happens with you. your phone is totally […]
- cemetery & western
goth rock with a country tw-ng or with a country & western beat and chord structure. country music with dark, morbid themes related to revenge, suicide, hangings, etc. cemetery & western songs like “gravedigger,” “ode to billy joe,” and “ghost riders in the sky.”