the art of blatantly stealing someones kill in call of duty.
bro, you just carduned me.
man i just got carduned.
the sweetest girl you will ever meet! even though she can have her moments, carinne is someone you always want to be around. guy1: dude you’re dating carinne?! she’s a total catch! guy2: thanks man ik. she is amazing a girl who can often be found having s-x in the backseat of a car dude, […]
- Lunch Lag
the sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch that large chip cob was a mistake. get me some caffeine before the lunch lag kicks in
a guy that cheats on his significant other with a single mom. a guy that shoplifts the pootie from a single mom. he was shoplifting the pootie from a single mom – he’s such a mommyizer. he has a thing for smilfs – he’s a mommyizer.
to contain ample amounts of majesty. reserved for the most majestic things on the planet. derek dressy’s beard is so perfect, it is full of majestocity! zac effron’s icey blue eyes contain nothing but majestocity. it’s a proven fact.
- Carnival Penis Effect
every time a clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. the clown’s b-n-r then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. this causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with b-n-rs sticking out […]