CareBear Land


a fictional land that only few people reach during their high. people’s heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. this is all followed by maniacal laughter, and the term “tripping out” constantly. experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. because there is no way, that you can get that high. you have this unbearable hunger for wendy’s, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.
“ohhh shiii… i going to carebear land!”
“wendy’s!!!!!!!!”
“guys, we did this last time!”
“gimme some!”
“do i sound black to you, n-gg-r?”
“coquitlam”

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