Careless Whisper


the act of queefing out s-m-n from one’s v-g-n-.
“we were scared when i finished and realized that i didn’t wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her careless whisper.”
careless whisper was a song made by the group wham, consisting of andrew ridgeley and george michael. saddest song ever about a lost love.
if you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.
when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) i suppose there could be a careless howler
when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. that’s how we do.
when you’re about to -j-c-l-t-, you go whisper in your partner’s ear then j-zz all over their face! awesome!
i gave her a careless whisper…

(about to c-m…)

“ohhh let me whisper something in your ear….”

“o.k….”(all turned on)

then before you put your mouth to her ear you j-zz all over her face!

“oh i’m sorry, whamy….” lol
a long, silent yet potent act of flatulence.
we were making out hardcore until my careless whisper killed the mood.

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