Cariss
cariss (pr-nounced cār`-iss) n uncommon t-tle, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. a cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. she will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. you know you’ve met a cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. you’re always safe with a cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
mark: whoa! did you see that?
john: what? that fine thang?
mark: yeah! she’s such a cariss..
a smelly, brown sausage that started in italy, unfortunately the sausage was removed from the country after it began to give people diarrhoea. the smell of a cariss was horrifying, it would of smelt of rotting fish and tortilla chips mixed into one, this was another reason why it was evacuated out of italy.
mike.”mmhmm that cariss was so tastey.”
butcher.”oh i have some more here for 39p”
mike.”cr-p i need to go to the loo.”
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