carkour
carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.
it requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.
elements of carkour include:
– parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
– making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to byp-ss)
– choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
– driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including byp-ssing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.
carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. it is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. therefore, it’s noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circ-mstances.
i have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.
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