carl Edwards


a racy s-x position where a man fornicates with a woman from behind, while both are standing up. the man procedes to “drive” the woman around the room pretending he is on the last lap at talladega.
after a few cold busch lights and a day at the brickyard i went home and gave my wife the ol’ carl edwards.

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