Carl Stagg
a man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. a laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. it has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.
stagg was created when g-d fornicated with a unicorn and out popped carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
did you know helen kellers favorite color was carl stagg?
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