carlinaitis


when someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.
hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. mate, do you have carlinaitis??

c: “excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” m: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”

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