the shared beliefs of george carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. carlin taught us that republicans/conservatives are full of sh-t, kids today are largely flawed, g-d doesn’t exist and those who believe in most religion are -ssholes who kill people for no reason (his words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of sh-t who sit around playing with their pr-cks until they die, and other such thoughts.
churchgoer: hey, i’m going to church, wanna come?
carlinist: no thank you, i believe in carlinism, now if you’ll excuse me, i’m gonna go jack off.
refers to george carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
a typical carlinism: “my friend is undergoing extensive c-ntification with his latest girlfriend.”
- Carly Mata
the hottest latino girl who is clean and still got it going carly mata aka “my latino princess”
- Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin
the most amazing m-ffin in the world, only sold at great harvest! om nom nom nom nom this chocolate chip cappuccino m-ffin is amazing! you should try it!
- e i know huh
it means basically that you know… you: thats was an awesome party last night me:e i know huh… that party was the happs…
- Eight year old boy style
pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating. even though i was in a big hurry to p-ss, i still did it eight year old boy style.
the act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap. (while at school) i have nothing to do today and i’m not really that tired, i guess i’ll just go batenap in an empty cl-ssroom.