Carlinize


carlinized is quite similar to b-st-rdized, except with more arrogance and randomness. to carlinize is to fict-tiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
an example of a carlinized request: “likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?”

how in the world did you come up with those numbers? you must have carlinized them!

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