Carlopes
a carlopes is a wannabe c-ssanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for american women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad english and “making s-x” talk. a lothario of the digital age.
i was on skype last night writing to a friend in london when this carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his english.
giving a false name when you order your coffee, so the barista has to call out something other than your own.
“laughed my -ss off while the guy at starbucks was yelling thicknipple… until i had to claim it.”
“dude, nice carlope.”
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