carlos kevin san jose
in a filipino g-y lingo, it’s a fictional character of all liar ex-boyfriends. when a g-y asks his friend, “were you a victim of carlos kevin san jose?” that means “were you fooled by your boyfriend?”
in filipino slang, ” na-carlos kevin san jose ka na naman, wag ka kasi maniwala sa kanya manloloko yun!”
(did he again fool you? don’t believe his alibis, he’s fooling you!”
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