rather be elsewher
a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. it follows carter wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. can carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. find out in rather be else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to itunes and spotify)
friend 1: hey are you going to see that new show “rather be elsewhere” yet?
friend 2: no. i just haven’t had the time to because i just got a new job and i have a little one coming.
*friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots friend 2 in the face
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