Carlos the Jacker
carlos the jacker is a renowned european terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
the archduke of lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of carlos the jacker when he found suspicious j-zz on his stemware, and on his corgis “steffi” and “von brucellosis”.
“d-mn you, carlos!” he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
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