mansipad


a large wad of toilet paper used to line ones underwear after a truly horrendous sh-t, and the cleanliness of ones int-tial attempts to wipe cannot be certain.
i ate tacobell for lunch and took a serious dump, but had to hurry to a meeting. its a good thing i am wearing my mansipad otherwise i’d have to by some new underwear.
a maxipad for men. similar in shape to a maxipad but with mud flaps instead of wings. similar function to a manpon but intended for those heavy flow days.
my manpon failed me this morning. i woke up in a puddle of my own -n-l seepage. it was like trying to plug a hole in the hoover dam with your finger. had to switch the manpon out for a mansipad.

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