carlossus
a mighty fine, smooth, suckable monster c-ck with enough girth to make you c-m upon entry. it breaks your doors down like a viking batting ram and makes you scream for more!
usually belonging to a male viking by the calling sign of carl
oh my! he just took me over in the first thrust…i knew i was going to enjoy this seeing to as it made my eyes water with surprise
did you see the carlossus? you can’t miss the anaconda of a c-ck but if you did you will feel it beat you into submission
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