Carlotta


the most gorgeous and the most beautiful girl in the world.
“carlotta, i love you”
~ andrew
carlotta

a pun joke designed to draw attention to the questionable s-xuality of a fellow gangsta. a riff on the phrase “car load of”…
man 1: hey man, you know carlotta?

man 2: carlotta?

man 1 (grabbing his crotch): carlotta d-cks!
a pop-rock band from los angeles, california, which consists of lead singer clayton hawkins, lead guitarist/keyboardist/back-up vocalist andrew smith, b-ssist/back-up vocalist jarrad lander, and drummer matt baker. their debut cd is ent-tled “out of love”.
amanda: carlotta totally rocked out at their concert the other night! they’re an amazing bunch of guys!
ryan: awesome! i’ll definitely check them out!

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