carl’s jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. n-body would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they’re advertised anyway. the goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines american masculinity. other examples include raised pick-up trucks, calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an -sshole.
there’s no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that carl’s jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot -ss.
- hotter than a dog with forty dicks
an extremely h-rny male we need to go to the bunny ranch because i am hotter than a dog with forty d-cks!
- carousel pie
1. any food containing drugs that take you for a “ride” 2. an awesome band these brownies are the best carousel pies ever! the carousel pie are such a great band!
- Like A Pimp
a populer southern mississippi anthem that was written by david bsnner and lil flip make dem girls get down on the flo on the flo a style of doing things i get my money like a pimp reach back like a pimp…slap da hoe i just pimped daves mom…what a noob
- long McDong
(n) erect p-n-s; c-ck; d-ck; ect. dr. mcdong was an ancient scientist whose p-n-s was measured in meters instead of inches. “yo b-tch come over here and suck my long mcdong”
to throw up because of alcohol. from the latin “carpe dium” meaning to seize the day. whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day). man, i had way too much to drink tonight. i think i’m going to carpe. aww. she carped all over the hallway. i carped last time i […]