Carl’s Jr commercials

carl’s jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. n-body would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they’re advertised anyway. the goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines american masculinity. other examples include raised pick-up trucks, calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an -sshole.
there’s no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that carl’s jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot -ss.

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