Carl’s Jr.
the creators of the absolute worst advertising campaign in the history of mankind.
anyone who would actually starve without carl’s jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy carl’s jr?
carl’s jr. billboard urging man-on-burger s-x
1. fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. depicted in the movie “idiocracy” as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. does so because they wish to see every family eat. future items of choice are “extra big -ss fries” and “extra big -ss tacos”.
“carls jr. ‘f-ck you, i’m eating'”
“your children will taken into the custody of carls jr.”
commonly called “cj’s” by more frequent users, carl’s jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding in-n-out. it’s menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. combinations of this include: 2 famous stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 famous stars. of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of “water” then proceeds to get cola anyway.
maximilian: yo, fool that practice was long as f-ck. i could eat a wild boar. good thing carl’s jr. is like a block away.
virat: word. let’s h-t up cj’s ‘for we smoke a bowl.
maximilian: aite, hope the famouses are good today.
virat: true, but i can’t wait for some of dos criss-suts.
throwing a naked baby up in the air and it sh-ts on your face
dam… that guy just got a carl’s jr.
-rg-smic. this food makes you happy about life. if you’re depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. it’ll do you good. for 3 bucks, you can’t go wrong. don’t get me wrong, burger king is alright, and mcdonald’s has awesome big macs. but carl’s jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. oh yeah.
“i hate myself 🙁 -gun to head-”
-mother comes in-
“let’s go to carl’s jr.!”
-after meal-
“i love life!”
the best dakmn fast food place on earth
d-mn that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good
a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good
i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl’s jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah
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