Carlson

hanging out with a girl that has a boyfriend and you wont get any action from
tombo was in the mists of carlson at blue on monday
to avoid taking showers for weeks on end
man after my parents left for vacation, i’ve been pulling a carlson. i’m smelling ripe!
noun(n.)- anyone who is extremely “jewish” or “cheap” with their money. constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently p-sses off his gay friends because it interferes with his d-ck sucking. carlsons can be found at most jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.
#1
jim: i think im gonna just throw out these french fries….
stan: no dont!
jim: why not?
stan: because hanukkah is comming up and the carlson needs to save his pennies.

#2
mom: have you seen joey at all lately?
dad: no i havent why?
mom: oh no!
dad: what is wrong?
mom: the carlson probably got him and is probably after his little bootie!
a replacement for a draguilar.
a director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls a carlson and does something random and irrational to p-ss everyone off.
a carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.

can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.
person 1: did you see him fall off the stage?? it was epic!
person 2: haha, yea he pulled another carlson.