Carlson’s Scrolls
n. notes on courting girls p-ssed on amongst high school kids.
“carlson” is the t-tle given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the cl-ss – it was alleged that “carl-” refers to “court”, and “-son” refers to “g-d” in cantonese-chinese dialect, meaning “g-d of courtships”.
student a: “look what i got from zieglar’s drawer!”
student b & c: “it’s carlson’s scrolls!”
student a: “yep. see this one.. ‘probing hands’.. that sounds brilliant!”
student d: “looks like zieglar is gonna try these techniques on rona this summer.. emmm…”
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