Preacher-Man
during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)–most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the “catcher”) has either inferred or implicitly stated that the “preacher” refrains from filling him/her with their “holy water”, the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an -rg-sm shouts:
“shazam! you’ve-uh been-uh healed my child!”
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the “church goer” upon yelling “shazam!”
variants include: “going telev-g-n-list” , “pulling a preacher”, “going preacher” or “baptist”
preacher: “dude, me and sharon were scr-w-ng last night and i so pulled a preacher-man on her…she got so p-ssed because she told me she wasn’t on the pill anymore”
“so, i heard you screwed sharon, as soon as you two got back together…(?)”
preacher: “yeah, man, i so went telev-g-n-list on that @$$”
“oh, word?”
preacher: “totally…she still has a sore neck. i think i gave her whiplash…but luckily she isn’t mad at me anymore.”
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