Carlton County


carlton county is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the twin cities and duluth. if you’re family is originally from here, you’ll find that you’re first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. and if you go ice fishing, you’ll find anybody f-cking there b-tch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. and if you drive a rusty piece of sh-t that’s probably illegal to drive. don’t worry about the 5-0. but if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you’re f-cked. carlton county- come here for a f-cked up new life, but can’t leave cause of the bomb -ss weed. enjoy your stay!
redneck 1: hey bro did you see that hot b-tch in carlton county?
redneck 2: yeah dude, i heard she’s a huge truck sl-t, plus she’s probably my 2nd cousin.

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