Carmello
the guy your woman is f-cking while you’re at work. equivalent of “jody” or “sancho” but most often used among guatemalans.
“my wife isn’t answering her phone.”
“don’t worry – carmello’s taking care of her.”
a s-xual maneuver in which a you put your hand in a woman’s v-g-n- like you’re going to dunk and you end up smelling her t-ts also.
best attempted when both parties involved are drunk.
joe: you and victoria got pretty hammered last night. what were you doing in the bedroom?
ralph: i pulled the carmello on her. that sh-t was tight!
a sub species of primate listed under the mamalia kingdom. known for their small craniums and mental capcity however this is well compinsated for their abilty to push and pull large objects. diet consists of capicole,pastrami,procutto and romano cheese. generally found near the tundra regions of north east north american sub continent.
mommy, we learned about carmello at school today!
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