carmelo capocasale
a random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. once you friend him he posts “welcome” to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. do any of us know who he is? no, but he is a friend all facebook users must have.
“i have a new friend on facebook”
“who is it?”
“carmelo capocasale”
“good choice”
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