a poisonous b-tch; an odorless and tasteless woman who will slowly take your life with each breath.
gary: “hey, where is that girl kristen?”
jim: “dude, stay away from her. she’s a real carmen monoxide!”
a man who’s amazing in bed, great hair, eyes, and a smile that makes you melt. he’s amazing all around. theres never bin anyone better then endy endy endy hair s-xy eyes
- Carpe Omnia
seize everything, take everything, take it all. latin. my motto is carpe omnia.
- carp syndrome
the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise. “steve’s developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little rose.”
- Food Fucked
completely and totally stuffed with food. sallie says”g-d d-mn i’m f-cking full as sh-t” jordan says “i’m beyond full, i’m food f-cked.” feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. also known as “the itis”. “i just got myself food-f-cked at the chinese buffet down the street. i’m gonna go take a nap.” when […]
a grocery store chain located mainly in kentucky, maryland, ohio, pennsylvania, virginia and west virginia. the stores have different slogans, but most often it is “close to home at foodland.” the cost of items are often more expensive than other stores, but customers frequently shop there because of the above average customer service. foodland staffs […]