Carnage Board


a.k.a. college board. even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through “special offers” and not-so-subtle advertising. hence, “carnage” board.
kyle: you’re as emaciated as a skeleton, rachel! what happened?
rachel: i survived carnage board.

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