carnal cucumber


vegetarian option of meat-based p-n-s slang or simile.
example :

1). my girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cuc-mber !
2). i’m going to use my carnal cuc-mber to turn her vegetarian.

3). she might be vegan but we’ll see if she can take all my carnal cuc-mber …
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