Carnie hands


a girl with a b-tter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your p-n-s look huge when they are wrapped around it

also, vaguely sounds like a t-rex when they scream.
what the f-ck is wrong with you, did you just eiffel tower carnie hands?”,”yup
small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
middle english, from old french, from late latin: carnius handius
…seriously that girl pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
small greasy hands, like the hands of a carnival worker.
they sometimes smell of cabbage or dirty turnips.
middle english, from old french, from late latin: carnius handius
my friend pauline… seriously she has these odd carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or rubbing a dog.
when someone has exceptionally small hands. probably started with austin powers.
“i can’t find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands.”

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