to garnish a dish (e.g. toast) violently. root words ‘tarnish’, ‘garnish’ and ‘carnage’.
to throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
bob: “i’m hungry”
tim: “lets make some carnished toast!”
-they both begin throwing b-tter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.
bob: “man, this soup is delicious!”
-carnishes it against the wall-
in the movie ‘thor’, in the coffeeshop, thor ‘carnished’ the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
an omelette that is so delicious it can only be defined as such. fred: “i’m so full from that breakfast burrito, what did you have for breakfast?” rocio: “i had a nomelette.” fred: “what?” rocio: “sausage, bacon, onions, sour cream and cheese all wrapped up in eggy goodness.” fred: “oh, nomelette, got it.”
- red october cowgirl
its when you take scuba gear and perform s-x underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other s-x position will result in air tank leakage hahahaha i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. hahahahahaha
- ritz carlton
the nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night. my family and i are gonna stay at the ritz carlton, we’re rolling rich now dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. […]
- Rock Putty
a. someone who portrays oneself as tough, hard as a rock, gansta, thuggish, etc….but who infact is as soft as putty! b. person who talks loud, obnoxious, derogatory, or aggressive while with a group, gang or crew of friends, but in actually is a wimp when he/she is alone. jermane talked a good game behind […]
the hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. in physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of ‘rofl’ and a dinosaur. see rofl see dinosaur during yesterday’s regular observation […]