carnival barker

donald trump
“we’re not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows” (barack obama, 27th april 2011, in reference to donald trump)
a bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples’ birth certificates.
donald trump is a carnival barker; he won’t stop asking for obama’s birth certificate
donald trump.
the country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.
one who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.
carnival barker- “don’t go in there man it’s haunted.”

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