Carnival Soda


when the carnival comes’s to town, and you’re there for a while, you get thirsty. so you end up having to buy a soda (which would cost like $2 anywhere else) for like $5. not only do you over-pay for your soda, but the stupid person running the stand fills your cup all the way up to the rim with ice; thus having little refreshment in your cup.
dude, just ask for no ice and you will never have to deal with a carnival soda again

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