an interaction between two or more people (formerly friends) in which the members of said conversation partake in sh-t talking via facebook and ‘ripping apart’ verbally in a carnivorous fashion.
while reading this keep in mind man eating matt is marias ex boyfriend and blonde bailey is marias ex best friend-
“man eatting mattt- why are you and your ex best friend (maria) mad at eachother?
blonde bailey- because she hangs out with her boyfriend 24/7 and never wants to hangout with me when i ask her. so that is her problem. im done trying with her. and when they break up she is not going to use me and try and hangout with me. i cant talk to her about anythning and the last times we hungout she just had att-tude with me and was b-tchy. thats that
man eatting mattt- well she didnt exactly describe it like that. so makes more sense why your mad. but what p-sses me off, actually just because its safer text me.
blonde bailey- im just not going to try with her anymore.”
maria – “haters! wow that is some major carnivorsation! ehh vince?”
vince- ” ehh maria”
- Carver Center for the Arts and Technology
a magnet school in baltimore county, md. contrary to popular belief, carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. sports teams have the highest average gpa in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. […]
when someone thinks they’re a player, but lack all macking skills. best they could do is hogger d-mn, that esanity sure thinks he can get the ladies, too bad he’s a casanever
the primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. generally observed around the winter solstice, cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (the “power to get”.) cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the […]
- Down south in your mouth
(only for guys) when you stick your hand down the back of your pants, then rub your b-llsack. touch the victim or- slap- them in the mouth or face. then yell “down south in your mouth!!” no teacher will know what it means. colin: oh my god! matt:what? colin: that -ss-hole just did a down […]
- Dr. Libido’s Laboratory
the patch of skin between your b-lls and your -n-s. scientifically, perineum also known as gooch. hey mom! my gym teacher just made me take a trip to dr. libido’s laboratory!