Carny Penis


when you’ve m-st-rb-t-d so many times your p-n-s is dry and scaly like a carny’s
sh-t brah that p-rn was great, ‘cept i got me a carny p-n-s now!

dude your mom gives me a carny p-n-s every time

my carny p-n-s is giving me h-lla dandruff

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