Carole Middleton


mom of kate middleton or now styled (catherine) her royal highness princess william arthur philip louis,d-ch-ss of cambridge, countess of strathearn, baroness carrickfergus.

carole created the really successful party pieces with her ever wuss of a husband mike middleton. after party piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to kate meeting her prince and marrying him. people note that carole was the mastermind behind kate meeting the prince.

also mum to pippa and james (questionable s-xuality)
is your mum being a stagemum.. duh.she is just being a carole middleton

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