Carolina Flapjack


a cl-ssic s-x move in which you batter the girl up by pulling out and coming all over her chest and stomach, then you flip her over, add the chocolate topping by taking a dump on her back, then you dust her with a handful of blow, thereby adding the powdered sugar effect.
all of my friends commented on the fine craftsmanship i demonstrated by giving jody the ol’ carolina flapjack.
when one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
i lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so i can heat up my carolina flapjack.

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