carolinian hot breakfast
a s-xual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. you then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.
my boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!
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