carpe pudendem


‘seize the d-ck.’
something worn on a t-shirt at catholic school; if asked, “dude, shake my hand.” otherwise an open invitation.

“carpe pudendem.”
“don’t ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. here, hold this.”
‘seize the d-ck.’
something you wear on a t-shirt at catholic school and when anyone asks you say, ‘dude, shake my hand.’ otherwise an open invitation.
“carpe pudendem.”
“don’t ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. here, hold this.”

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