Carpenter’s Revenge
the act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the -n-s of an opponent. in optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the r-ct-m is sufficient. at this point, the executor of the carpenter’s revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the -n-l walls.
1. holy sh-t! bob the builder went to town on pedro’s -n-s with the carpenter’s revenge.
2. oh my g-d! jesus is back, and he’s executing the carpenter’s revenge on the -n-s of humanity.
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