carpenter’s special


flat chested virgin female
she’s a real “carpenter’s special”. yeah ’cause she’s as flat as a board and has never been nailed…
flat chested floosy.

flat as a board and easy to screw.

trey: “after i finished demonstrating my new “table saw”, she removed her top. ’til then, i didn’t realize i was in for a carpenter’s special.”

abdul: “go figga!”

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