Carpephile


someone with an extreme love for carpets.
“tom, stop humping that carpet. you’ll get carpet burn u idiot!”
“i can’t steve – i really can’t .. stop.. i just loooove the feel of the quality wool blend on my …..”
“you’re such a carpephile tom!”

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