Carpet Bumming


a h-m-s-xual male’s attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.
quentin: hey jared did you get any action last night?

jared: of course. i went carpet b-mming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.

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