carpet burn

the extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic s-x juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman’s juices)
“babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. you need to think about drinking some alkaline water.”

“i gave myself carpet burn when i m-st-rb-t-d in the shower.”
(n) what one gets on one’s knees or elbows after or during s-x on the carpet.
her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their s-xual tryst.
what you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
i ate donna’s wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
a bruise/wound that develops after having intensive s-x on a carpet. usually on the back, knees or elbows.
i’m getting carpet burn on my back. quick, flip me over said charlotte.
brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being f-cked or f-cking on a carpet floor.
did, you see bills wife’s carpet burns on her knees, and face? yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. but bill was out of town? exactly!
a painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring
i always get a “carpet burn” when i try to practice my b-boy dance moves at home
when a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman’s v-g-n-, making it feel all warm and toasty.
the female equivalent of a hot richard.
i spooned the dj after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. my v-g-n- was sweltering after it.
is when you chafe your d-ck after days/weeks of endless s-x. this is caused by the continuous friction between your p-n-s and your partner’s carpet (pubic hair).

also known as “chafed d-ck.”
at first i thought i had ripped my d-ck open after the 20th -rg-sm, but luckily it was just carpet burn. f-ckin’ stings though.

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